1. I’ve built a loyal following of nicknames since my birth.. ranging from Flat Stanley, Stan the Man, Stanley the Manley, to Stan Stan, Stanbo, Stanford, Stanisha, Stanlizzle, Slutanley, and Danny (due to my grandmother’s inability to pronounce my name correctly).
2. I never realized that Yelnats is Stanley spelled backwards until someone told me in sophomore year of high school, 6 years after the movie, Holes, came out.
3. Whenever I speak to someone on AIM, and that person says something that I have no idea how to respond to, I’ll type “lololol,” just like that. And then I’ll awkwardly see how the conversation progresses from there.
4. I like everything to be aesthetically appealing, and I’m also OCD about placement and organization. The door has to be opened to a certain extent before I sleep. The bills I shove into my wallet have to be neatly stacked against each other, with no folds. My cell phone always has to be slipped into my left pocket, never my right.. etc.
5. I am always wearing a ring on either my right ring finger or my left middle finger, the one that has a leaf (it actually kind of looks like weed) arrangement. It was a present from my grandmother before she passed away and I’m always paranoid of losing it.
6. The first real job I ever had was at a children’s museum and it completely turned my life around. i had the most amazing co-workers and boss, and it was one of the best experiences of my life thus far. I’m always afraid that my work environment elsewhere will never meet that standard.
7. I used to be terribly obese, to the point where I was tested for high cholesterol and a high risk for diabetes. In junior year, I finally had the courage to join the volleyball team and dropped 30-40 pounds within a year. Now, I feel confident about myself and the way I’m living my life. That decision also turned my life around.
8. All the best friends I have now, I used to look at negatively. Now, they’re the people I can’t live without.
9. Admittedly, I’m a huge city snob, being born and raised in San Francisco my entire life. I absolutely hate the suburbs, the valley, or any type of rural area. The slow life is not for me; I prefer a fast-paced life, no matter how stressful or wildly obnoxious it can be.
10. I’m a strong liberal. Not a big fan of conservatives, but again, I respect people’s opinions and their right to express them freely. My views on almost all controversial topics range from moderate to liberal.
11. One of my dreams is to own an all-white range rover, blast obnoxious music, and drive it at 120 miles through the Golden Gate Bridge when there are no cars around.
12. I have a cardigan fetish and am terribly upset that barely anyone wears them down in SoCal, where I go to school. Terribly, terribly upset.
13. I despise large, commercial chain restaurants such as Chipotle, Reb Loster, Sizzlers, etc. and I don’t eat fast food anymore. I love small businesses, local cafes and eateries, and authentic food. Trying out new places to eat around the city will always be one of my greatest hobbies.
14. Volleyball is no doubt my all-time favorite sport. Watching it, playing it, hearing about it. I don’t get nearly excited about other sports as I do this one.
15. I can’t be around immature people. Unnecessary and superfluous sex references, touching, swearing, all kill me inside.
16. My favorite people to be around are ones that evoke positive energy and won’t let personal issues or frustrations impact others negatively. I hate having my day ruined by being with someone who is not in a good mood, and makes a huge deal about it. If you don’t let every little thing faze you, and you’re good at brushing things off, I like you.
17. I get sick of everything easily. I have to constantly switch my laptop wallpaper, move around my phone’s widgets, add and delete music, move my rings around from finger to finger, try new restaurants, and tackle new obstacles. I even get sick of my best friends sometimes, but who doesn’t.
18. In 6th grade, a violin string snapped on me during a lesson and gave me a violent cut right above my right eye, that is how the scar came to be. It used to be conspicuous but now you can barely see it.
19. The person that holds the record for making me laugh the hardest is my best/childhood friend, Ariel Jao. And she still does. We’re UCLA buddies now!
20. In the future, I want to end up with someone that is chill, mellow, and laid-back, to balance out my high-maintenance, OCD self.
21. I find it hilarious when everybody comes to me for relationship advice when I, myself, have never been in a relationship. Everything I spill out is either something from One Tree Hill or Grey’s Anatomy. A lot of people will be disappointed by this one, but it’s the troof!
22. I have a ghetto black girl side to me. You won’t see it until your presence reaches a specific comfort level with me.
23. I will definitely judge you the first time we meet, it’s a form of keeping my guard up. Everyone does it, don’t lie. First-impressions are long-lasting with me, but I’m very open about people proving me wrong. From negative to positive, and even vice versa.
24. I strongly believe that the seat you pick on the first day of a physics class is inversely proportional to the number of genuine friendships you will make. Only some people will get this one.
25. My life’s paradox: I hate carrying cash because I’m more inclined to spend it but I always end up going to dessert places that only accept cash. I’m still working on this one. But come on, it’s all about the swipe nowadays.
26. Sometimes I wish my parents switched families because my maternal grandfather is a hotel tycoon in Taiwan. If I carried my mom’s surname, Chen, I’d be an heir to a big big big chunk of money.
27. I love layering my clothes, so I prefer moderately cold weather. Ironically, I attend school in Southern California but surprisingly it can get cold down there too. I cherish those days to bust out the goods!
28. I can name more high-end, upscale brands than anyone I know, except probably Laura.
29. My kind of humor is the awkward, sarcastic, and witty type. Horseplay too, but only in movies. My guilty pleasure is jokes about black people, but I’m nowhere near racist. Don’t crack a penis joke with me, just don’t.
30. I am proud of the life I live.